Movies
| Me: | Can you not just watch the movie? |
|---|---|
| GF: | No baby, it requires audience participation |
| *during The Karate Kid |
My girlfriend is a genius, one of those people who sees the obvious answer to mensa questions like, "What is the next image in this sequence?" Despite this some of the things she has said are truly unbelievable, enjoy.
| Me: | Can you not just watch the movie? |
|---|---|
| GF: | No baby, it requires audience participation |
| *during The Karate Kid |
What is that, a Zamboni?
I’m the time Nazi, I know when the moment is right.
| GF: | I want a flagship driveway |
|---|---|
| Me: | You mean flagstone? |
| GF: | Flagship, flagstone, whatever they're both expensive. |
Babe, c’mon we have to have two kids. Look at you, no brothers or sisters it’s sad. Don’t get me wrong I’m happy it’s fewer family commitments.
It’s like she’s stepping on a family of ducks.
| GF: | It's like the triple threat of joy. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Do you mean trifecta? |
| GF: | Yeah, whatever |
C’mon who wants to eat a pregnant mackerel that swam northward with goats.
| GF: | I scrubbed with my foofa. |
|---|---|
| Me: | You mean your loofah? |
| GF: | Yeah, scrub plus loofah equals foofa. |
| GF: | This research has turned around 190 degrees |
|---|---|
| Me: | You mean 180 |
| GF: | No, 190 it's really turned around. |
